What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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why?

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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