- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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