Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Anagram.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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