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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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