- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

why?

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

asian, do math

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Ham sandwich

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What is the best part about football The scoring

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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