- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Knock Knock Not Yet

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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