- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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