- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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