- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Penis.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

where are you?

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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