- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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