- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

I'm a like whore

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

A black man walks into a book store.

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