how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Stephen Walking.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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