- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

ROSS G IS OBESE

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Obamacare haters

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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