- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

I have a crush on my dad.

Women's Rights.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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