- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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