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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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