What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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fabien

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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