- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

I have a crush on my dad.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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