- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Iggy Azalea

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

W.N.B.A.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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