- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Obamacare haters

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What is long and black The unemployment line

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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