Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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