- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

fack me!

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

asian drivers.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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