- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

JEWS

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

I had sex. Just kidding.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

The penn state football administration

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

DOWN

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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