If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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