- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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