- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

...NO.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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