Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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mark is mark

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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