- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Wombat monkey juice.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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