A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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