- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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