- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A horse cantered into a bar.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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