Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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women's rights

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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