dislike this...please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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man boobs

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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