why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Ken wins!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Will you marry me?

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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