I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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You just won the game...

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Anti Joke

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