- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

My butt!!!!

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Penis.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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