- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Penis

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

canaan and mallory

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

It smells like triangles in here.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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