A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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