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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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