- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Ha

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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