- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Where's my tractor?

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

whats better than 24................. 25

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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