- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

A jew go out of a bar

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Chicken

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Turn around.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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