a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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