How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Chicken

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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