- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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