What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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