My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Please spell dyslexia.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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