- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Watch your lips.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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