i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Cancer.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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