What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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