- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

It smells like triangles in here.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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