How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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