whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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hit the thumbs down button

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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