Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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