- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Women.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Cleveland winning something

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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