This is not a joke.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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the real mccoy

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hi patrick

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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anti jokes

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Anti Joke

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