Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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