- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

A blind man walks into a bar

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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