- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

knock knock who's there?

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Are you a human?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

A woman comes at the doctor.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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