A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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