Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Period Blood

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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