- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Cleveland winning something

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Poop

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

whats better than 24................. 25

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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