- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Farts smell bad!

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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