Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Women's rights.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Dislike this

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Nice weather we're having.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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