What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Punch line.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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No. Yes.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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