What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

knock knock who's there?

69, hahaha

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Drunk irish man

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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