whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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