Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Dancing Potatoe!

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Wats a joke?

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Girls Basketball.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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