How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Reed is poopin

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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