- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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