shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

thumb_up thumb_down -11

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Black People.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hi Jacob You cool

thumb_up thumb_down -13

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

man boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -15

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops