How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Gadaffi

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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