What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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zebras

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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