knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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