Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

joe diragi makes paul look straight

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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