Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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penis hehehehe

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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