Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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The 19th Amendment

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Facebook...

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Meow.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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