Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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68 :)

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Anti Joke

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