What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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