man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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