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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

An iguana walks out of a bar

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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