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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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69, hahaha

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

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