Rebecca Black

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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I like to eat people

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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...NO.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Susie has Autism

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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