I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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dislike this...please.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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69, hahaha

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Unnnnnnnn

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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