- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

PENlS.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Ouch.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

verry nice how mUCH?

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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