Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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stop it ryan vallee

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Knock Knock Come in

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Ass

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