'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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connor sucks

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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