what is big and white? the moon

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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