Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Black Veil Brides.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

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