- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Watch your lips.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Don't think of granny porn

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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