Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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hi. thats what she said.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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