- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 13th Amendment...

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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