Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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How old is victor? Old

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who smells? •Liam

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What is next?

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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connor sucks

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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