Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Facebook...

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Women

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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