Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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