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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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