- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Women's football

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What's dead? Your mum.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

like for a handjob.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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