- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Womens' rights.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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