- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Roses are red Violets are penis

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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