- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Asians

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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