- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Chuck Norris.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

No it isn't.

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