why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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A fat boy walked into a party

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women

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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9/11

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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test

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What time is it? 10:58

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Anti Joke

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