Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

You just won the game...

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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